Hi kids, I'm going to melt your brains.

This guy? His names Vince Offer. You might remember him from the ShamWOW infomercial.

Here's where your face starts to get warm. He is suing The Church of Scientology for sabotaging his business endeavors. He's also attempted to sue the Farrelly brothers for theft of intellectual property.

Your face is starting to blister, and your brain is starting to smoke, isn't it?

If your anything like me, you think it would be a great idea to give Peyton Manning a sitcom, and you think the ShamWOW guy is the most engaging personality to walk the Earth since fucking Jesus killed off all the dinosaurs. You'd like nothing more than to hang out with him and bankroll him to make major Hollywood movies. Well guess what, motherfucker: Vince Offer also wrote, directed, and starred in Underground Comedy Movie.

You hear that sound? That's the sound of your brain popping.

I also write over here.