Saturday, September 12, 2009

Evil Michael Cera Twin?

So this movie looks fantastic. The scene where he knocks over the bowl of cereal and spits on the floor made me lose my shit. That moment really reminded me of Rushmore, the way its shot and the way Michael Cera presents himself. The aviators and mustache are also a nice touch.

History Told The Right Way

This is a sketch created by Derek Waters who is part of the Bob Odenkirk's Derek and Simon Webseries. Bob Odenkirk can do no wrong by me. This man is Bob Odenkirk. He is the one on the left.



You may also recognize the person on the right as David Cross from the tv series Arrested Development or you may even remember him as the Manager in the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie. They both started out doing a sketch show on HBO called "Mr.Show". The wonderful thing about Bob Odenkirk is that he just directs now and finds unknown talent and has yet to let me down. Example. Tom Goes to the Mayor and Tim and Eric Awesome Show. As of recent I started watching this series called "Drunk History" which is basically, Derek Waters gets a person completely shit-faced and has them give a history lesson on a president. The brilliant part is that they have real actors reenact(Jack Black as Ben Franklin, Michael Cera as Alexander Hamilton, Danny McBride as George Washington), in full wardrobe and set design, what the drunk person is saying. There is no sound in the reenactments other than the actors lip syncing the storyteller as he/she is speaking. I've chosen the best one.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Clown baby


You know how old italian women seem to shrink with age? Well, what if that happened to Fag Eater's own Clown Baby? I imagine it would look something like this image.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

MEGAN FOX'S BOX


THAT IS ALL CAMEL TOE.

Explosions



So I just came home with 75 million of a 200 million dollar budget and I worked pretty hard balancing bad ass fucking explosions and Megan Fox's titties so I deserve a fucking break. God my life is intense. Check out my abs. Me and Tyson are fucking chillin' in Japan. Sure, we're both pretty intense human beings and he can out bench me but my kids don't hang themselves.

Friday, June 12, 2009