Tuesday, June 16, 2009

MEGAN FOX'S BOX


THAT IS ALL CAMEL TOE.

Explosions



So I just came home with 75 million of a 200 million dollar budget and I worked pretty hard balancing bad ass fucking explosions and Megan Fox's titties so I deserve a fucking break. God my life is intense. Check out my abs. Me and Tyson are fucking chillin' in Japan. Sure, we're both pretty intense human beings and he can out bench me but my kids don't hang themselves.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Phil Spector = Bad Guy From Last Action Hero


Can you imagine him jumping in the shower one morning with you. It would be fucking terrifying. Oh yeah. Totally took the picture from TMZ.